Bites of Hilarity: No Mushmouth Negroing Here.

Jun.29, 2007 in Bites of Hilarity, BoH Sports, Celebrity Nonsense

Things you shouldn’t know because The Man doesn’t like it when you’re strong and knowledgeable.

–Isaiah Washington is PROUD BLACK MAN now after being KOWTOWING APOLOGETIC BLACK MAN for many months.

“Well, it didn’t help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn’t a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn’t speak like I’d just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometime,” he says. “I had a person in human resources tell me after this thing played out that ’some people’ were afraid of me around the studio. I asked her why, because I’m a 6-foot-1, black man with dark skin and who doesn’t go around saying ‘Yessah, massa sir’ and ‘No sir, massa’ to everyone? It’s nuts when your presence alone can just scare people, and that made me a prime candidate to take the heat in a dysfunctional family.’’

MY BLACKNESS AND INTELLIGENCE IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU AND YOUR SHOW FOR WHITE WOMEN, HUH. *fist in the air* WHATEVER. I’M GOING TO AT LEAST WIN BACK THE BLACK AUDIENCE BY ACTING LIKE THIS WAS A RACE THING. WASH-DAWG OUT…SEE YOU AT THE BET AWARDS

–ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith is known for his boisterous verbiage and tone and ability to blow out even the strongest speaker. The video above comes from the Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen, who made some waves with a similar video last year. All you need to know is there’s a sock puppet, a Stephen A. impression, Joakim Noah assaulting the puppet, and much more. Best six minutes you’ll have today.

–Namibia likes to party because some study said they drink 30 bottles of beer weekly. This is stunning to me. I’m seriously shocked. I didn’t even know they had bottles in Namibia.