Scooby Doo responds to Mike Vick
The Blog of Hilarity always aims to provide topical viewpoints for hot-button issues. With the indictment of Atlanta Falcons’ star Mike Vick on dog-fighting charges, we went to a voice of reason in the canine community, Scooby Doo.
Blog Of Hilarity: Mr Doo, pleasure to meet you. Big fan of your work.
Scooby Doo: Rease rease, rall re Rooby.
BOH: Well, okay Rooby.
Scooby: Ro ro, rot Rooby…Rooby
BOH: Um. Ok. Before this turns into an Abbott and Costello bit, what’s your initial reaction the charges levied against Mike Vick?
Scooby: Rit’s a ravesty. Rere’s ro reason re rould rave reated ra ring rof rirregal rog righters.
BOH: Rirregal? Are you a dog or are you Chinese?
Scooby: Roth.
BOH: Fair enough. But as a dog, aren’t you able to make your own choices? Mike Vick didn’t demand the dogs fight, it was in their nature.
Scooby: Rir, rat is racist!
BOH: Well, it’s true though isn’t it? Or am I giving the dogs too much credit.
Scooby: Rou rumans rever rive rogs renough redit. Rhile rit’s rue rat rogs ran rake reir rown recisions, rogs ralso ray rave reen rorced rinto ravery, rike rour ruman Regroes.
BOH: So you’re comparing dog fighting in which, in theory, the dogs could have opted to not maul each other to the notion of being, I dunno, forced into cotton fields and dragged from their native lands?
Scooby: Rexractly.
BOH: Al Sharpton would not be pleased.
Scooby: Ruck rat rigga.
BOH: I admire your moxie sir.
Scooby: Rhank rou. Ras ran ractivist ror a roup rof reople, ri rate row re roesn’t really ro ranything. Re rust rind rof roes raround rand rucks. Ralso, rut’s rup with ra redallions rill? Ri rigress.
BOH: As an ardent supporter of marijuana smoking and its subsequent excesses, don’t you have a soft spot in your heart for Mike Vick?
Scooby: Rhile ri ray rimbibe revery row rand rhen rin rugs rand rarge randwiches rith Raggy, rere’s ro rexcuse ror ris rinrustice ragainst Ranine Rarericans. Rerardless rof ris rabilties ras a ruarterack.
BOH: What abilities?
Scooby: Ree really risn’t roo rood at rompleting rasses, ruh?
BOH: No sir.
Wise words from a wise dog. Thanks to Scooby Doo for his time, truly an honor.
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August 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Doesnt take much for the racist to come out of you guys does it?
September 29th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Wow. You’re a racist, AND you make light of horrible animal abuse. What a class act you are.
I’d like to feed you to some fucking dogs
November 14th, 2007 at 3:14 am
Wow. You managed to anger the real Scooby by not only making the kind hearted pooch look like some racist guy, but also for making him look like some racist hick. A word of adivice: don’t audition to do a Scooby- Doo voiceover either, as he does not talk like some retarded dude trying to eat my grandma’s cornbread. Yes, you made him sound that bad.
November 14th, 2007 at 3:24 am
Wow. Not only did you anger the real Scooby by
making the kind hearted pooch sound like some
racist guy, but by making him sound like some
racist hick. A word of advice: don’t audition to
do a Scooby-Doo voiceover, as he does not talk
like some retarded dude trying to down my
grandma’s oatmeal.
Yes, you made him sound that rucking bad.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
What an utterly worthless piece of garbage.
May 25th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Hollywood and politics are crazy and these girls need to retire. I read earlier on Hollywood.com that Lindsey Lohan is now pregnant with Eugene Osei child and he is some Hollywood Loser, not even an A-Lister. What a pathetic girl she is.