Aug.24.2007 John from Cincinnati gets arrested. Not in Cincinnati.
Austin Nichols, also known as John from That Show That’s Cancellation Pissed Me Off And Thus Will Not Be Named, got arrested for a DUI this morning.
Jackson police arrested television actor Austin Nichols early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving and lodged him in the Jackson County Jail.
Nichols, who appeared in the HBO series “Deadwood” and stars as John in the current “John From Cincinnati,” has been living at Clark Lake this summer. Extended family members live at the lake.
The 27-year-old actor was administered a breath test at the scene and hauled to jail.
When reached for comment, Nichols said, “I don’t know Butchie instead.”
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Bystanders were said to have found the arrest “Very confusing,” and “A bit heavy-handed.”
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Nichols’ performance in the bloodtest was believed by officers to have been “Unconvincing,” and “Needlessly obtuse”.
Still bitter? Yes. Yes I am.
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