After a couple weeks off, the Blog of Hilarity is back with your favorite madcap dog and mine, Marmaduke! Let’s see what the ol’ canine cooked up last week.

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Marmaduke often mistakes fat women for couches. Marmaduke and I: Not so different.

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Marmaduke has killed his owner. He is concerned, but not overly so. Marmaduke will end the worthless lives of all those who question him.

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Marmaduke will die young. Marmaduke will also totally f*ck some cat’s sh*t up for this injustice against him. He may also have prostate cancer, omitted from the psychic’s reading in this strip for obvious reasons.

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