The hottest orgy featuring sports bloggers since the last Deadspin Pants Party got a bit out of hand.

–Ballhype has an interesting study in which 135 “sports bloggers” were surveyed. One of those “sports bloggers” is yours truly, and I’m quoted in the article! SUPPORT THE TEAM. [Ballhype]

–Robert DeNiro is not going to take acting advice from some douchebag commercial director (w/ video). [Snarky Gossip]

–Hayden Pantierre is still not 18. Keep that in mind while cranking one out to these pics of her in a bikini. [The Superficial]

–Britney Spears is now threatening to kill people. She could literally do anything and I wouldn’t be surprised. Like if I saw her in a hat made of waffles and ice cream soft-shoeing down the street, I’d probably go, “Well, that makes sense.” [TMZ]

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