The hottest orgy with a bald woman since you had a little too much fun with Olivia Newton John’s chemotherapy.

–Mena Suvari is completely shaved. Not in that good sexy way. [The Superficial]

–Lil Romeo is invading your editor’s alma mater, USC. He’s not good at basketball, but on the basketball team. Damn you Master P and the power you wield…Make ‘Em Say Ungggggh was like 12 years ago. [Lion in Oil]

–Cindy Crawford had an owwy. [Celebslam]

–Barry Bonds is ill-prepared to continue his quest for home run glory. [Home Run Derby]

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