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Oct.15.2007 Oh poor Heidi Montag


When is a blind item not a blind item? When it’s painfully obvious it’s Heidi Montag.

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WHICH reality star turned rocker recently had major work done after a minor weight loss? Following in the footsteps of her cosmetic surgery-addict mother, the young starlet got her tummy tightened and her breasts lifted…

I’m all for improving yourself but if you’re looking to improve your self-image, you might want to stop dating Spencer Pratt. It’s like Bill Burr and Jared Leto mixed their semen together in a cup, splashed it into some homely woman’s vag and called it a day.

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3 Responses to “Oh poor Heidi Montag”

  1. brenda on October 15th, 2007 4:30 pm

    It could be Paris Hilton. I hardly think Heidi’s mom, who lives in some dinky town in Colorado, is addicted to plastic surgery.

  2. Jackie on October 16th, 2007 12:29 pm

    I heard it’s kelly osborne

  3. BOHChris on October 16th, 2007 12:33 pm

    My crack team of reporters (which include myself and a magic 8 ball) said Heidi Montag and by God I’m sticking to it.

    And if Kelly Osbourne is getting plastic surgery, she may want to look into a refund.

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